Here are some new lyrics to the song, "Yesterday" by McCartney and Lennon, written as an ode to Justine Henin, the last all-court player in women's tennis who has chosen to retire from the game:
I just used to love the way you play
Now it seems that there’s another way
To play, but not like yesterday
Sharapova’s not so cute to me
I wouldn’t watch Serena play for free
Big babe tennis came suddenly.
Had to shriek I don't know, she wouldn't say.
Close your mouth and play the way they used to plaaaaayy…
Tennis was a lovely game to play
Now I need a juice and tanqueray
To watch the way they play today
Had to quit I don't know, she wouldn't say.
Nothing’s wrong, with the games of yesterdaaaay.
Big babe tennis was so strange to say
Now it seems as though it's here to stay,
Oh how I long for yesterday
Mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmmmm....